Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Deuce History Moment #1

In celebration of June being Deuce History Month, I bring you this moment in Deuce History:

Once, Tom obtained a lizard named Malcolm. He was a three foot iguana (Malcolm, not Tom). He crapped on the table and it looked like runny snot. (Again, Malcolm, not Tom). Malcolm crapped on the new couches once. Mikey didn't find out until much later. Thank goodness for Scotchgard.

This has been a moment in Deuce History.

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