Vol I, Iss VI
3/27 - 4/1
The DRL (deuce request live) Top Five of Everything… The Oscar Edition.
5… Bjork. Wearing the swan dress gave us something to laugh about during that gosh-awful crap she was singing. (to this day, one of the worst dresses I've ever seen)
4… Steve Martin. Kept the zingers coming, with his best shots at Russell Crowe.
3… Sybil Johnson. Fourteen right awards. I got ten.
2… Julia Roberts. Yeah, we knew she’d win. But it was so fun watching her smile onstage.
1… Michael Nipp. Slowly building an award show dynasty, winning his second Oscars in a row. (he won the following year too, before entering into a slump that lasts to this day)
Coming Up:
*Spring Break this week…. Wookiee and Shawn are still taking applications to head to the beach! Contact either one, and they will give you the lowdown for this end-of-the-week excursion. (they went by themselves. somehow, I think shawn is a daddy now)
*Thursday, March 29th… No bible study, but meet at Common Ground at 6:30, and we’ll take in Chuck E Cheese pizza. Bring five bucks for pizza, and some money for your tokens. Afterwards, there may possibly be a group going to see the late showing of “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon”, so watch for details! (the group consisted of me, The Hall, Sybil Johnson and one other guy I can't remember)
*Tuesday, April 3rd… Wade Morris, the barefoot preacha-man, is doing a little service at Common Ground. You don’t want to miss this!
*Saturday, April 7th… Cracker Barrel Saturday. Meet at the Cracker Barrel on 119 around 10 am for a big fellowship breakfast.
*Friday, April 20th…Common Ground Afire! Meredith Quintana is hosting a big fire at her house, way out in the boonies, so listen up for more details! (this is the one where Josh Crosby kept jumping the fire)
*Saturday, April 21st, in the day. Our first Deuce-outing, as we just all go gather and play at the Oak Mountain state park!
*Saturday, April 21st, in the evening. Supertones, Switchfoot and Reliant K in concert at Metro Church o’God.
*Saturday, April 28th… The Dove Awards, live at The Deuce!
*Sunday, April 29th… Life Connection luncheon at the Refuge, 12 noon.
*Thursday, May 3rd… The Survivor Finale! After Bible study, come on over and watch my Elisabeth win the million dollars! (not only did my Elisabeth Filarski not win--Tina did--but she went off and got married)
*May 4-6… Common Ground beach retreat! See Sybil for details.
The Spotlight Haiku
To show our appreciation to everyone around The Deuce, I bring you our salute! So far we’ve saluted Matt Latta, Drew Morris, Eddy McBroom, Eric Hasha and Ashley O’Neal. This week’s spotlight haiku goes to Amy Vos
Little Amy Vos
You know the size of her heart
Pretty face, smart chick
In the coming weeks… salutes to Sybil Johnson, Jill Berthon, Ginger Thomas, Ross Kingrey and Kenny Fisher… and even more to come!
If I Could Be Serious for a Minute…
This week, I challenge you… pray for your nation at least once in the next seven days. More than once if you can, but at least one time this week. Pray specifically for our schools and for our country’s leaders. You can do it.
Coming Soon
*May 16th… Timothy McVeigh is executed. We’re thinking of having a BBQ.
*June… Deuce History Month
*June 28-30… WalkAbout: On Holy G’Round dinner theater at Valleydale
*July 7th… DeuceFestDeuce
*July… The Deuce Invitational Nerf Golf Championship
*August 4th… So Long Steph, S’nipp’s good bye party.
*August 7th… *Nsync in concert
*September 1st… The Deuce Football Championships return
*October 6th… Deuce Semi-Formal
*December… It’s a Wonderful Deuce Christmas
More details to come on all the above.
If you decide you don’t want the Deuce Weekly, please just reply and type remove, and I’ll take you off the list. That is, after you send me a $34.00 removal fee. Plus tax. And shipping.
Have a great week!
Dave
3/27 - 4/1
The DRL (deuce request live) Top Five of Everything… The Oscar Edition.
5… Bjork. Wearing the swan dress gave us something to laugh about during that gosh-awful crap she was singing. (to this day, one of the worst dresses I've ever seen)
4… Steve Martin. Kept the zingers coming, with his best shots at Russell Crowe.
3… Sybil Johnson. Fourteen right awards. I got ten.
2… Julia Roberts. Yeah, we knew she’d win. But it was so fun watching her smile onstage.
1… Michael Nipp. Slowly building an award show dynasty, winning his second Oscars in a row. (he won the following year too, before entering into a slump that lasts to this day)
Coming Up:
*Spring Break this week…. Wookiee and Shawn are still taking applications to head to the beach! Contact either one, and they will give you the lowdown for this end-of-the-week excursion. (they went by themselves. somehow, I think shawn is a daddy now)
*Thursday, March 29th… No bible study, but meet at Common Ground at 6:30, and we’ll take in Chuck E Cheese pizza. Bring five bucks for pizza, and some money for your tokens. Afterwards, there may possibly be a group going to see the late showing of “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon”, so watch for details! (the group consisted of me, The Hall, Sybil Johnson and one other guy I can't remember)
*Tuesday, April 3rd… Wade Morris, the barefoot preacha-man, is doing a little service at Common Ground. You don’t want to miss this!
*Saturday, April 7th… Cracker Barrel Saturday. Meet at the Cracker Barrel on 119 around 10 am for a big fellowship breakfast.
*Friday, April 20th…Common Ground Afire! Meredith Quintana is hosting a big fire at her house, way out in the boonies, so listen up for more details! (this is the one where Josh Crosby kept jumping the fire)
*Saturday, April 21st, in the day. Our first Deuce-outing, as we just all go gather and play at the Oak Mountain state park!
*Saturday, April 21st, in the evening. Supertones, Switchfoot and Reliant K in concert at Metro Church o’God.
*Saturday, April 28th… The Dove Awards, live at The Deuce!
*Sunday, April 29th… Life Connection luncheon at the Refuge, 12 noon.
*Thursday, May 3rd… The Survivor Finale! After Bible study, come on over and watch my Elisabeth win the million dollars! (not only did my Elisabeth Filarski not win--Tina did--but she went off and got married)
*May 4-6… Common Ground beach retreat! See Sybil for details.
The Spotlight Haiku
To show our appreciation to everyone around The Deuce, I bring you our salute! So far we’ve saluted Matt Latta, Drew Morris, Eddy McBroom, Eric Hasha and Ashley O’Neal. This week’s spotlight haiku goes to Amy Vos
Little Amy Vos
You know the size of her heart
Pretty face, smart chick
In the coming weeks… salutes to Sybil Johnson, Jill Berthon, Ginger Thomas, Ross Kingrey and Kenny Fisher… and even more to come!
If I Could Be Serious for a Minute…
This week, I challenge you… pray for your nation at least once in the next seven days. More than once if you can, but at least one time this week. Pray specifically for our schools and for our country’s leaders. You can do it.
Coming Soon
*May 16th… Timothy McVeigh is executed. We’re thinking of having a BBQ.
*June… Deuce History Month
*June 28-30… WalkAbout: On Holy G’Round dinner theater at Valleydale
*July 7th… DeuceFestDeuce
*July… The Deuce Invitational Nerf Golf Championship
*August 4th… So Long Steph, S’nipp’s good bye party.
*August 7th… *Nsync in concert
*September 1st… The Deuce Football Championships return
*October 6th… Deuce Semi-Formal
*December… It’s a Wonderful Deuce Christmas
More details to come on all the above.
If you decide you don’t want the Deuce Weekly, please just reply and type remove, and I’ll take you off the list. That is, after you send me a $34.00 removal fee. Plus tax. And shipping.
Have a great week!
Dave
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