The Deuce Weekly, 3/5 - 3/11/01

(all notes in grey and italicized are written on 3/6/06)

Vol 1, Iss 3
3/6-3/12

If I could be serious for a minute:
Over 25 students in the middle school alone have come to Christ in the last three weeks or so. If that isn’t enough to make you smile, then just know its absolutely nothing from us... its all God making it happen.

DRL (deuce request live) Top 5 of Everything:
5. The Great Space Coaster. Who remembers it? No gnus is good gnus.
4. Jimmy Bowling. Interesting stories, talks all night long.
3. Omar Vizquel. Signs a contract for 17.5 million less per year than A-Rod. Does cartwheels of joy. Baseball fans will know what I am talking about. (who is Omar Vizquel? no, seriously--I don't remember this guy)
2. Jason Lazzero. Signs a contract with Student Life for far less then 17.5 million per year than A-Rod. We all praise God for his faithfulness.
1. Rebecca St. James. One heck of a concert. (it was a good concert)

Coming up at The Deuce:
*March 9th-March 9th. Come over about 11 Friday evening, and at midnight, enjoy a pancake, waffle, egg midnight breakfast. Two dollars per person covercharge, all you eat. Josh on waffles, Dave on cakes, and we’ll hang out into the wee hours of Saturday morning. Oh, and the Deuce Cafe coffee will be open.
*On March 11th, its Selection Sunday for The Big Dance. We are going to try our first March Madness prognostication round-up, so email me to sign up. So far we have Wookiee, Justin, Drew and Matt. Who else dares? And Matt said for the women to not sign up and waste our time.
*March 17th-This is a Common Ground thing, but I encourage you to help if you can. We are babysitting for the young married class at Valleydale. One guy per two girls... can’t go wrong, huh?
*March 25th is Oscar Night at The Deuce. I have a copy of the Oscar ballot, and can email it to you upon request, or you can go to EWonline.com and get them. Everyone picks the winners from the 23 categories, the best record gets you two free movie passes, provided by The Deuce. (Steph & Shawn tied for this game last night)
*April 7th-Cracker Barrel Saturday. We had almost 20 this past weekend meet for breakfast, so if you aren’t there, you miss out!

The Spotlight Haiku
To show our appreciation to everyone around The Deuce, I bring you our salute
to you guys. This week’s haiku salutes Eddy McBroom, our wonderful youth
pastor at Valleydale Baptist.

See Eddy teach kids
See Eddy clean out buffets
Eddy Loves Mary

Coming Soon:
*May 4-6... The Deuce follows Common Ground and invades Panama City
*June 28-30... Stages: In the Round with V’dales WalkAbout drama team.
*July 7th... DeuceFestDeuce.
*July... finally, the Deuce Open Invitational Nerf Golf Championships (still, never happened)
*August... So Long Steph, our salute to the departing Stephanie Nipp
*September... The Deuce Football Championships, Season II
*October 6th... Deuce Semi-Formal
*December 15th... It’s A Wonderful Deuce: The Party

Thanks for all the great feedback from you guys on the newsletter... keep that (constructive) criticism coming!
Dave

To be removed, hit reply and type “remove me from your stupid newsletter, you obnoxious brown guy.” Or just type “Hey Dave, can you please take me off the newsletter list, I dont even ever look at it”