The Deuce Weekly, 9/25 - 10/01/01

Vol III, Iss IV
9/25-10/1

Now I ain't saying its right or its wrong, but maybe its the only way
Talk about your revolution, its the Independence Day
Let freedom ring, let the white doves sing,
Let the whole world know that today is the day of reckoning
Let the weak be strong, let the right be wrong,
Roll the stone away, let the guilty pay
Its Independence Day

Coming Up:
*Thursday, Sept 27th... TNBS at Common Ground
You know the scoop... CG, 7pm, bring your Bible and your spirit

*Thursday, Sept 27th... Friends Season Premiere
Is Rachel pregnant? Will Joey get a real job? What quirky thing will Phoebe say next? Will the show jump the shark now that Monica and Chandler are married? Find out these things, and more (including what Jump the Shark means, if you dont know) Thursday night at The Deuce, after Bible Study! Come over, kick back, watch Friends!

*Saturday, Sept 29th... Caedmon's Call
Don't forget, CC at Oak Mtn Amp this coming weekend. Tickets $20 advanced, $22 at the door

*Sunday, Sept 30th... Grabbajava
Who knows what it means? Its a coffeehouse version of Tuesday Perk, starting at 6:30, with music, caffeine, fellowship and so much more!

*Saturday, October 6th... First Saturday Breakfast
We eat breakfast all together the first Saturday of every month, and this time we are going to a little place downtown called Bogues, which from what I understand is some great eating. We'll meet there at 10:15, or meet at The Deuce at 9:45 for carpooling or following someone!

*Thursday, October 11th... Survivor III
We'll tape both... after Bible Study, we'll come watch Survivor and then Friends... like you have anywhere else to go. :)

*Friday, October 12th-14th... Fall Retreat
This time we go to Dalton, GA, for a conference featuring Mercyme and Voddie Boachem. Great music, awesome guy, fun van ride to there and back! Good times, good times... $45, call Sybil at 991-5282 for more info.

*Friday, October 19th... The Phantom Deuce Party
7pm, Pez Wars... 7:15, Hardware Wars... 7:35, George Lucas in Love... 8:00, Thumb Wars-The Phantom Cuticle... 8:30, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace on DVD... 11:00, Spaceballs... 1:00am, Star Wars Trivial Pursuit... May the Deuce be with you.

*Saturday, October 20th... Deucenight, the Semi Formal
We've got a teacher, we've got a place to eat (you'll love this place, let me tell ya), and we are looking for a venue... Girls and guys get dressed up, eat and dance! $20 per couple, $12 per person single.

Coming Soon:
*Oct 11th... Survivor III
*Oct 28th... Kidnapping Mystery Theater at CG
*Nov 10th... The Wookout Cookout in Millbrook, AL
*Nov 17th... Iron Bowl at Sybil's
*Nov 19th... WalkAbout presents The Fall Collection Drama
*December... Jason and Jill graduate
*Dec 6th.... Final Feast at Sybils
*Dec 20th... Sybil's Christmas Time
*Dec 22nd... Its a Wonderful Deuce Christmas
*Dec 29th... Steph Knipp is Twen-Tee One
*Dec 31st... Sybil's New Years Rockin' Eve
*Feb 9th... DeuceDate Party 2
*May... Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
*May... DeuceFestTre
*June 22nd... Matt and Ginger's Wedding
*June 29th... WalkAbout Theater

The DRL (deuce request live) Top Five of Everything
5... Eddy McBroom... keeps pulling off these awesome retreats and such, with God's help of course. :)
4... Derrick and Al... I wasn't there, but I heard it was good.
3... Sarah Hasha. Why not?
2... Jennifer Pritchett... She was my leader/helper this weekend with the kids, and she was awesome! She can act too!
1... God. 'nuff said.
Just missed the cut... Steph Knipp, Martina McBride, Middle school relationships, Vanilla Ice and Osborne

The Spotlight Haiku
Here comes the part of the show when we salute one of our family in The Deuce! This week, we shine on newcomer Tad Roose. For those of you who haven't met him yet, he's an awesome guy, and you should make the effort.
Rad a Tad Tad, is
what we called him then. His real
name is Theodore.

This Week's Top Ten List
Top Ten Things that Would Happen if Ty Coffey Became President
10... A little work, maybe a nuke or two, and presto! Lake Afghanistan.
9... New defense plan: Just pick any country and bomb them at random times. Tell the world we could pick any one of them, so we don't want no crap outta any of ya.
8... Deports anyone who actually watches Black Dog and likes it, except for Dave
7... Cheese fries becomes part of the Nutritional Pyramid of Health
6... Fulaytar's new position... Wookiee at Arms
5... New legislation allows any chubby high schooler to sue the girl he loves if she won't go out with him. Strangely, its called the Hillary Kelley Bill.
4... New States: North and South Coffeylina
3... Is the star of show on Fox "Who Wants to Marry A Decently Wealthy But By No Means Rich Good Looking Former Senator For Samford University Who Is An Ordained Minister and Can Love You More Than You'll Ever Know?" to find a first lady... Vegas picks Rachelle Thomas 3-1.
2... Way of dealing with bin Laden: Send Vic over with a bat. Done deal.
1... New form of government at Samford: The Tylaban

Hip Click of the Week
So, a group of reality show rejects are wanting to start their own reality show. No kidding. I havent fuly investigated the site for language yet, but it seems to be clean enough.
http://www.real-e.tv/About_Us/about_us.html

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