The Deuce Weekly, 9/11 - 9/17/01

This was orginally sent out the morning of 9/10/01, with no clue that 24 hours later, the entire world would change.

Vol III, Iss II
9/11-9/17

*Thursday, Sept 13th and 20th... TNBS
Thursday night Bible Study happening at Common Ground, starting at 7pm. Great music, great fellowship and some great Coffee served up by our own Michael Booker.

*Sunday, Sept 16th... Drama at Common Ground
We had several people come to our little drama group yesterday, and we invite you in if you are interested in the drama ministry! No tryouts, no auditions, just a willingness to look foolish! Starts around 6:30, ends around 7:30 or so.

*Saturday, Sept 22nd... Coffeehouse with Al Denson
Common Ground holds its third annual Fall Coffeehouse, and again, Al Denson is returning to our
little stage! Derrick Harris (we'll make him do Smooth Criminal, it should be in his contract) is opening up, and we'll have an obligitory open mic time, with snacks, coffee and the works! Make sure you tell people about it, bring your friends, bring people who are looking for somewhere to go! It starts at 7pm, it ends whenever!

*Sunday, Sept 23rd... Luncheon with Al
You don't have to get up for 9:40 Life Connection! Worship together at 11 at Valleydale, then head over to "the Jungle" (the first modular behind the church, the one with the awning) immediately after service for lunch and a mini-concert by Al himself!

*Tuesday, Sept 25th... Caedmon's Call and Steven CC's new albums
"In the Company of Angels" and "Declaration", respectively, are released today.

*Saturday, Sept 30th... Grabbajava
What does it mean? We really dont know... but its a coffeehouse version of the traditional Tuesday Perk. Starts at 6:30 at Common Ground, and we'll have some music, some caffeine, some fellowship and who knows. Maybe Jason Quinn will dance for us or something.

*Friday, October 12th-14th... Fall Retreat/Conference
This fall's retreat we are heading to Dalton, GA (where?) for a conference starring Mercy Me and speaker Voddie Boachum. He was at Passion One Day, and he was the guy warning all of us against false worship. Good stuff. The trip is around $45, keeping watching for details.

*Friday, October 19th... The Phantom Menace at The Deuce
At the Deuce Family Theater in Digital Surround Sound, join us at 7pm for a special screening for Star Wars: The Phantom Menace.

*Saturday, October 20th... DeuceNight, the SemiFormal
Here's the LD... dancing, dinner, Christian fellowship and fun... cost around $20 per couple or about $12-15 per person. Details coming next week!

Coming Soon:
*Oct 6th... Breakfast at Bogues
*Oct 7th... The NFL with Wookiee
*Oct 11th... Survivor III
*Oct 28th... Kidnapping Mystery Theater at Common Ground
*Nov 10th... The Wookout Cookout in Millbrook
*Nov 17th... Iron Bowl with Sybil
*December... Jason and Jill graduation
*Dec 6th... Sybil's Final Feast
*Dec 2oth... Sybil's Christmas Time
*Dec 23rd... Its a Wonderful Deuce Christmas
*Dec 29th... Steph Knipp is 21!
*Dec 31st.. Sybil's New Years Rockin' Eve
*Feb 9th... DeuceDate Party 2
*May... Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
*May... DeuceFest Tre
*June 22nd... Matt and Ginger's Wedding
*June 29th... WalkAbout Dinner Theater

The DRL (deuce request live) Top Five of Everything
5... Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation 1814. Simply a fantastic album!
4... Jason Quinn. You go boy.
3... Mandi Trott. Just for knowing "Fishing in the Dark"
2... Tad Roose. Welcome to the Group
1... SuperDave. Yes, I just selfishly gave props to myself. Get over it.
Just missed the cut... The DFC, Ericka Woode on Oldies 106.9, Ross Kingrey, JT and McD's $2.49 value meals.

The Spotlight Haiku
Now comes the part of our show where we highlight someone we love at The Deuce. Lets give a salute to Mama Nipp, shall we?
Mrs Lynn, you keep all
of us in check, like a mom
away from home! Thanks!

This Week's Top Ten List
Top Ten Fun Things to Do While Sitting In 280 Traffic
10... Play that fun ol' game "Does My Head Fit Into the Glove Compartment?"
9... Roll down your window and ask the person next to you, "Is this the line for the tickets to the hit motion picture Black Dog 2?"
8... Honk your horn. You know that gets things moving.
7... Call police, report stolen car, give them license of person in front of you.
6... Call Ty Coffey, get him to phone the governor and get you airlifted out.
5... Turn on wipers, have a "race" and see which one goes faster.
4... Imagine you are in a line to run over Barbra Streisand. (thats for you, Campbell :)
3... Walk up to the guy in front of you and ask how that liver disease is coming along.
2... Use jumper cables, resuscitate roadkill.
1... Sing old Kenny G songs!

Hip Click of the Week
Here's an odd one for you... if you have about five minutes of your life that you dont consider valuable and am looking for a dumb way to waste it, click onto http://www.rathergood.com/vid/
Its a cute little odd video about a frightened boy, an army of crabs and Britney Spears. Its clean, though, so dont worry about what you might see.

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